Sunday, August 17, 2008

Milwaukee, WI

Driving across the country gives me the opportunity to see a lot of really ridiculous things. It just happened that a lot of these things were on my route to Milwaukee this weekend.

This picture might not be clear enough but it shows a Hummer dealership right next to a Smart Car dealership. Just in case you change your mind at one and want to go in the extreme opposite end of the gas mileage spectrum. Or you could buy both and just carry the Smart Car home inside your new Hummer.

I have a joke in my act about how I don't really care how you vote politically, but if you have a crappy car, don't put political bumper stickers on it. I literally thought, "Yeah, let's follow your path to success, Mr. Ford Festiva!" While I didn't get a picture of that one, I did manage to get these two:

If you drive a car with no hubcaps, then I really don't care what you think. Enough with trying to make a statement already.

The only thing this lady "hopes" is that her trunk doesn't open on the way home. This is embarrassing.

Once I got to Milwaukee, I had a great time at Giggles Comedy Pub in Brookfield, WI. I used to live in Milwaukee, so it was nice to see some of my old friends. I really appreciated them taking time to come to a show with their friends.